i've been know to enjoy a few video games

i own an original nes system
and sometimes when it gets cold i will play the legend of zelda I or II

i also will kick anyone's ass at dr. mario
it is a puzzle game much like tetris only better

the other video game i exceled at was command and conquer: red alert
i'd call the ore trucks my "bitches" and the tanks my "hoes"
and as long as i wasn't playing nezy badakhsh or trevor daly i'd win
once trevor and i ganged up on nezy and we both still got schooled

my favorite play station game is tekken II
i know my brother wants to sell his copy
but he won't because he knows how much i like it

my least favorite video game is e.t. for the atari
could anyone get ANYWHERE in that game?